The Most Honest Train Journey in Britain
Extra sessionBac pro B1 · Lycée B1+2 hours
Problem. Why do British people laugh about their trains?
London has buses and the Tube. To leave London, you take the train. Margaret, a station guard, and Colin, a conductor, tell you the whole truth about a train journey in Britain, with a lot of polite irony.
You will learn to:
- buy the right ticket at a ticket office or a ticket machine
- understand the departure board and announcements
- make polite requests: Could you..., Would you mind + -ing
- spot British irony and understatement
Links with what you know. In London Buses and the Tube sequence you paid for your journeys. In Mind the gap: British humour underground you studied British humour. This session takes you out of London, by train.
Recap check
Five minutes, marked. What do you remember from the London sequences?
1. On a London bus, how do you pay?
2. What does « Mind the gap » mean?
3. When did the first underground railway open in London?
4. Why is Harry Beck's Tube map famous?
5. « It's a bit chilly » in a snowstorm is an example of...
Answer key
- With a contactless card or an Oyster card
- Be careful of the space between the train and the platform
- 1863
- It is simple: straight lines and clear colours
- understatement
Before watching
1. Look and predict
Look at the picture of Margaret and Colin. Where are they? What is their job? What problems can you have when you take a train?
- I think they work at...
- Maybe the train is...
- You can miss...
Possible answers
They are in a big old railway station. Margaret is a station guard and Colin is a conductor. Possible problems: the train is late, the ticket is expensive, the platform changes, there are no seats, you miss your connection.
2. Train words: match
Tap a word on the left, then its meaning on the right.
Answer key
- a single: a ticket to go there only
- a return: a ticket to go there and come back
- off-peak: cheaper, for quieter times, not in the rush hour
- an advance ticket: a cheap ticket you buy early, only for one train
- the departure board: the big screen with the trains, times and platforms
- delayed: late, not on time
- a reserved seat: a seat that is kept for you
- the aisle: the space between the seats where people walk
- a connection: the next train you need to catch
- a rail replacement bus: a bus that replaces the train when the line is closed
3. Which ticket do you need?
1. You go to the seaside at 11 in the morning on a Tuesday and come back in the evening.
2. You must be at work at 8 on Monday morning, and you come back by car.
3. You book three weeks before for one fixed train, the cheapest possible.
Answer key
- an off-peak return
- an anytime single
- an advance single
In Britain, the exact off-peak times change from one line to another. Always check before you travel.
While watching
1. Watch the film
The film stops for a question from time to time. Answer, then tap Continue the video. You can switch the questions off to watch it straight through.
Question 1 of 6
Which ticket is NOT in Margaret's list?
Question 2 of 6
How much is the off-peak return?
Question 3 of 6
What does the departure board say?
Question 4 of 6
Which platform does the train finally leave from?
Question 5 of 6
What can Ellie say to the gentleman in her seat?
Question 6 of 6
How do the passengers finish their journey?
Answer key: video questions
- Which ticket is NOT in Margaret's list?: Weekend
- How much is the off-peak return?: £87.50
- What does the departure board say?: Delayed
- Which platform does the train finally leave from?: Platform nine
- What can Ellie say to the gentleman in her seat?: Excuse me, would you mind moving?
- How do the passengers finish their journey?: By rail replacement bus
2. True or false?
1. Margaret is the conductor.
2. The off-peak return costs eighty-seven pounds fifty.
3. The journey takes two hours.
4. The train leaves on time.
5. The platform changes from four to nine.
6. Someone is sitting in the reserved seat.
7. The driver explains why the train stops.
8. At the end, a bus takes the passengers from A to B via C and D.
Answer key
- False. Margaret is the station guard. Colin is the conductor.
- True. Colin says: « eighty-seven pounds fifty. Lovely. »
- False. It is a one-hour journey.
- False. The departure board says « Delayed ».
- True. « Platform four. Sorry, change of platform: platform nine. »
- True. Ellie has a reservation, but a gentleman is sitting in her seat.
- False. There is no announcement. Nobody knows why.
- True. It is a rail replacement bus service.
3. Fill in the script
Watch again and complete the script. Use the word bank.
Word bank (tap a word to fill the box you are in):
Margaret: Good morning, and welcome to the most train journey in Britain. I'm Margaret, your station .
Colin: And I'm Colin, your conductor.
Margaret: First, choose your ticket. Anytime, , super off-peak or advance? Single or ? Take your time. The price is going up while you think.
Colin: An off-peak return for a one-hour journey: eighty-seven pounds fifty. Lovely.
Margaret: Now, the departure board. Your train is... . Of course it is.
Margaret: Platform four. Sorry, change of : platform nine. Please run.
Colin: Welcome aboard. Someone is sitting in your seat. You can politely ask: Excuse me, would you mind ? Or you can stand in the . Very British.
Colin: We are now stopping in the middle of nowhere. No . Nobody knows why.
Margaret: Unfortunately, you have missed your .
Colin: But don't worry. A rail bus service will take you from A to B, via C and D.
Margaret: Thank you for travelling with us. Have a lovely day.
Answer key
- honest
- guard
- off-peak
- return
- delayed
- platform
- reserved
- moving
- aisle
- announcement
- connection
- replacement
After watching
1. Why is it funny?
- Colin says « Lovely » after a price of eighty-seven pounds fifty. Does he really think it is lovely?
- Margaret says « Of course it is » when the train is delayed. What does it tell you?
- Colin says « Very British » about standing in the aisle. Why?
- « From A to B, via C and D. » Is this a short journey? What is the joke?
- He doesn't really mean it: it's irony.
- She is not surprised because...
- It is typical of British people to...
Possible answers
- No. It is irony: he says the opposite of what he thinks. The ticket is very expensive.
- She is not surprised at all: trains are often late. It is resigned humour, and a kind of understatement.
- British people are known for being polite: they prefer to stand for two hours rather than make a fuss. Colin laughs at this habit.
- No, it is a very long way round. The joke is the exaggeration: the bus stops everywhere before your destination.
2. Role play at the ticket office
Work in pairs. Student A is the passenger, Student B works for the railway. Then swap.
Scene 1. Buying an off-peak return
You want to go to Brighton and come back today. You leave after 10 in the morning. Ask for the cheapest ticket, the price and the platform.
You sell tickets. An off-peak return costs £24.80 (imaginary price). The train leaves at 10.42 from platform 6. It is a direct train: no change.
Scene 2. Asking about a platform change
The board says your train leaves from platform 4, but nobody is waiting there. Ask a member of staff politely.
You work at the station. There is a change of platform: the train now leaves from platform 9, in five minutes. It is delayed by ten minutes.
Scene 3. Someone is in your reserved seat
You have a seat reservation: coach C, seat 42. Someone is sitting in it. Ask them politely to move.
You are sitting in seat 42. You did not know it was reserved. First you are surprised, then you agree to move, politely.
Useful phrases
- Could I have an off-peak return to..., please?
- How much is it? Is it direct or do I need to change?
- Which platform does it leave from?
- Excuse me, could you tell me if the train to... still leaves from platform four?
- Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I think you're in my seat. Would you mind moving?
- Oh, I'm so sorry. Not at all. / No problem.
Model dialogues
Scene 1. A: Good morning. Could I have a return to Brighton, please? B: Are you coming back today? A: Yes, this evening. B: Then an off-peak return is the cheapest. That's twenty-four pounds eighty. A: Here you are. Which platform does it leave from? B: Platform six, at 10.42. It's direct. A: Thank you very much.
Scene 2. A: Excuse me, could you tell me if the train to Bath still leaves from platform four? B: I'm afraid there's a change of platform. It now leaves from platform nine. A: Is it on time? B: No, it's delayed by ten minutes. A: Thank you. Would you mind telling me where platform nine is? B: Not at all, it's just over there.
Scene 3. A: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I think you're in my seat. I've got a reservation for seat 42. B: Oh, really? I'm so sorry, I didn't know. A: That's all right. Would you mind moving? B: Not at all. Here you are.
Grammar: polite requests
Could you + base verb: Could you tell me the platform, please?
Could I + base verb: Could I have a return ticket, please?
Would you mind + verb in -ing: Would you mind moving? Would you mind opening the window?
Careful. The answer « Not at all » or « No, of course not » means « I don't mind, I'll do it ».
More polite. Start with « Excuse me » or « Sorry », and finish with « please ». « I'm afraid... » introduces bad news politely: I'm afraid the train is delayed.
Practice
1. Would you mind ___ your bag, please?
2. Could you ___ me which platform it is?
3. Would you mind ___ the window?
4. ___ you help me with my suitcase, please?
5. « Would you mind moving? » « Not at all. » This means...
6. Which request is the most polite?
Answer key
- moving
- tell
- opening
- Could
- Yes, of course, I'll move.
- Could I have a return ticket, please?
Make it polite
Rewrite each request. Use Could you, Could I or Would you mind.
- Move your bag.
- Tell me the time of the next train.
- Give me a single to Oxford.
- Close the door.
- Speak more slowly.
Possible answers
- Would you mind moving your bag, please?
- Could you tell me the time of the next train, please?
- Could I have a single to Oxford, please?
- Would you mind closing the door?
- Could you speak more slowly, please?
Other polite forms are accepted, for example « Excuse me, could you... ».
Homework
Task 1. Vocabulary
Write the right word.
- A ticket to go there and come back: a ...
- The space between the seats on a train: the ...
- Late, not on time: ...
- The big screen with the trains and platforms: the departure ...
- A bus that replaces the train: a rail ... bus.
Answer key
- a return
- the aisle
- delayed
- the departure board
- a rail replacement bus
Task 2. Polite requests
Complete with the verb in the correct form.
- Would you mind (help) ... me with my suitcase?
- Could you (show) ... me the way to platform nine?
- Would you mind (wait) ... a minute?
- Could I (sit) ... here, please?
Answer key
- helping
- show
- waiting
- sit
Task 3. Writing: a complaint
Your train was delayed, the platform changed at the last minute and you missed your connection. You had to take a rail replacement bus. Write an email of complaint to the railway company (80 to 100 words). Explain what happened, say how you felt and ask politely for a refund.
Answer key
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing about my journey on 3 November. I had an off-peak return ticket. First, my train was delayed by forty minutes. Then the platform changed at the last minute and I had to run. Because of the delay, I missed my connection and I had to take a rail replacement bus, which took two more hours. I was very tired and late for an important appointment. Could you please refund my ticket?
Yours faithfully,
Sam Martin
Task 4. Speaking: an honest advert
Record a 45-second « honest advert » for the bus, tram or train in your town. Use irony, like Margaret and Colin. Use at least three words from the session and one polite request.
Answer key
Example: « Welcome to the number 5 bus, the most honest bus in town. It comes every ten minutes, or every forty minutes, or never. Would you mind standing? All the seats are taken by schoolbags. Lovely. » The teacher checks: irony, three train or transport words, one polite request, clear pronunciation.
Homework bank
Extra tasks to choose from. « At home » tasks are for practice. « In class · one-off assessment » tasks are marked.
Bank 1. My mini dictionary
Make a mini dictionary of ten train words from the session. For each word, write the meaning in English and an example sentence. Add a small drawing if you like.
Answer key
Example: a connection: the next train you need to catch. « I missed my connection in Bristol because my first train was late. » Check that each sentence uses the word correctly.
Bank 2. The next scene
Write the next scene of the film: Ellie is on the rail replacement bus. Write eight lines of dialogue between Ellie and Colin. Use one polite request and one ironic sentence.
Answer key
Example: Colin: Welcome to the rail replacement bus. Ellie: Could you tell me when we arrive in B? Colin: In about two hours. We stop in C and D first. Ellie: Lovely. Would you mind opening the window? Colin: Not at all. Ellie: Is there a toilet on the bus? Colin: I'm afraid not. Ellie: Of course not.
Bank 3. France and Britain
A British friend wants to take the train in France. Explain how to buy a ticket and find the train (60 to 80 words). Use: platform, departure board, single, return.
Answer key
Example: You can buy your ticket online or at a ticket machine in the station. Choose a single or a return. In France, you must often book your seat on fast trains. At the station, look at the departure board: the platform is usually shown about twenty minutes before the train leaves. Then go to the platform and find your coach.
Assessment A. A station announcement
Duration: 20 minutes. Marked out of 20. The teacher reads the announcement aloud twice, then students read it.
- How late is the train to Seaside? (2 points)
- Which platform does it leave from now? (2 points)
- Where must passengers for Hilltown change? (2 points)
- Which part of the train is reserved, and for whom? (2 points)
- What happens at the weekend, and why? (4 points)
- Find the polite expression the company uses to say sorry. (2 points)
- Write two polite requests you could make to a member of staff after this announcement. (6 points)
Answer key and mark scheme
- About twenty-five minutes.
- Platform two.
- At Riverford.
- The last two coaches, for a school group.
- A rail replacement bus service runs between Riverford and Seaside on Saturday and Sunday, because of engineering works.
- « We apologise for any inconvenience » (also « We are sorry to announce »).
- For example: « Could you tell me where platform two is, please? » « Would you mind checking my connection for Hilltown? » 3 points each: correct structure (2) and polite words (1).
| Mark scheme | Points | What we look for |
|---|---|---|
| Understanding facts | 8 | Times, platforms, stations and the reserved coaches are correct. |
| Understanding details | 6 | The weekend bus and the reason. The expression used to apologise. |
| Polite requests | 6 | Could you + base verb, Would you mind + -ing, please, excuse me. |
Assessment B. Role play at the ticket office
Duration: 10 minutes to prepare, then 3 minutes per pair. Marked out of 20.
The teacher gives each pair one of the three scenes from the role play. No notes during the role play, only five key words on a card.
| Grid | 1 point | 2 to 3 points | 4 to 5 points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Task done | The situation is not clear | The main information is given | Ticket, price, platform or seat: everything is clear |
| Train vocabulary | One or two words | Some words, used correctly | Varied and precise: off-peak, return, platform, reservation |
| Polite requests | Orders, no please | One correct polite request | Could you and Would you mind used correctly, natural politeness |
| Interaction and pronunciation | Long silences, hard to understand | Some hesitation, mostly clear | Natural exchange, clear pronunciation |
What is expected
A pair gets 4 to 5 points per line when the dialogue is close to the model dialogues above: a clear request, the price or platform given, a polite request with the correct verb form, and a polite answer such as « Not at all ».
Vocabulary of the session
| Word or phrase | Meaning |
|---|---|
| a station guard | a person who works at the station and helps passengers |
| a conductor | the person who checks tickets on the train |
| a ticket machine | a machine where you buy your ticket yourself |
| an anytime ticket | you can travel at any time, usually the most expensive |
| an off-peak ticket | a cheaper ticket for quieter times |
| a super off-peak ticket | an even cheaper ticket for the quietest times |
| an advance ticket | a cheap ticket you buy early, only for one train |
| a single | a ticket to go there only |
| a return | a ticket to go there and come back |
| a fare | the price of a journey |
| the departure board | the screen with the trains, times and platforms |
| delayed | late, not on time |
| a change of platform | your train leaves from a different platform |
| a reserved seat | a seat that is kept for you |
| the aisle | the space between the seats where people walk |
| an announcement | information given to passengers through a speaker |
| to miss a connection | to arrive too late for your next train |
| a rail replacement bus service | a bus that replaces the train when the line is closed |